This afternoon I was petting Dolly in the sunlight slanting through the bedroom window when Jack came rushing in to use the bathroom. As he sat pooping on the throne, he said, "Mommy, I think the best people for us are first, God; second, Jesus; third, the Holy Spirit; and fourth...um uh..."
I waited.
"um... Abraham Lincoln."
"Why Abraham Lincoln?"
"Because he made us not into slavery. And fifteenth... I mean fifth... was Roosevelte."
"Teddy or Franklin Delano?"
"Was Teddy the one they let be president for 12 years?"
"No, that was Franklin. FDR."
"OK. Him."
I guess he does listen.
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