The Number Two way to keep germs from spreading is to contain your breathing, saliva, and mucous within a self-sealed cardboard box with a cellophane windowpane.
All protective measures, however, are negated when you share your cardboard box with a family member. Even a family member you swap spit with regularly.
Protective measures are further compromised should your spit swapping partner share your cardboard box with a member of the family whose butt you regularly wipe.
Should your cardboard box be shared outside of your immediate family - even a member of your family of origin - forget about it. You're all getting staph.
For God's sake, don't share after this guy.
Good thinking.
Now incinerate that cardboard box and don't forget to wash your hands!
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