here comes the big #1
Can you imagine: the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and you've got 15 minutes to buy the Bird and all the trimmings before you have to take Carmichael to karate and you can't find a freakin' parking space---hell, you can't even pull into the parking lot---because Fry's is hosting the Budweiser Clysdales.
Aren't they beautiful? You should have seen them in the sunlight: their bay and brown coats are dappled, like a black panther's. Their shoes are positively enormous! What a treat for us, we people who have nothing better to do than stand in the aisles and foil Carmichael's mother's efforts to get him to karate on time.
Happy Thanksgiving! Budweiser Beer is Beer that's second to none!
No comments:
Post a Comment